Sh*t Crunchy Mamas Say – Part 2

It’s back! Written by natural mamas just like YOU. Inspired by “Sh*t Girls Say” and “Sh*t New Age Girls Say.”

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Written by:

Mama Natural
Papa Natural
Sarah MacLaughlin
Cati Ellen Holker
Laura Barna
Katherine G. D. Morel
Abbey Byrd


Mama Natural
Griffin Damascus
Elsie Crist
Mrs. Reitema
Celeste Santiago
Carina Santiago
Grandpa Natural
Kevin Santiago
Grandma Natural
Emily Gibelina
Beth Thomas
Papa Natural
Julia Pryce

Special Thanks To Hillary
(for the tub)

Sh*t Crunchy Mamas Say include:

  • What does Dr. Sears say?
  • Is this water chlorinated?
  • I’m on the GAPS diet
  • Are you going to tandem nurse?
  • Three words for you:
    • Baby-led weaning
    • Cod liver oil
    • Apple cider vinegar
    • Soy-free eggs
    • Weston A. Price
    • Is it raw?
  • We don’t have a stroller
  • He hasn’t seen the doctor yet but his chiro says he’s doing great
  • Is it too late for an epidural?
  • We need another freezer
  • The global average is 4 years old
  • Does this bacon have nitrates?
  • Can you cook my eggs in butter?
  • No screen time whatsoever
  • He self-weaned at 28 months I was devastated
  • We totally shop at the same farmer!



About Genevieve

After battling weight, digestive, and immune system issues for years, I know firsthand the harmful effects of conventional life. Through a long road of detox, I discovered the healing power of natural living. This transformation spread into every area of my life - physical, emotional & spiritual. Now I'm on a mission to help other mamas live happier, healthier lives.

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  1. Kimberly May 14 at 4:04 pm

    I have found my people!!!!
    Thanks for a much needed laugh!

  2. Mary@FitandFed March 22 at 10:12 pm

    And the crunchiness goes on through another generation….. congrats from a crunchy home-birthing LLL mama of grown kids! Jocelyn, is the Continuum Concept still being talked about it? I remember picking up that book when my (now grown) oldest was a new baby……

  3. Anne March 12 at 6:55 pm

    God you guys are so funny – I LOVE YOU :-)

  4. Robin March 8 at 12:10 am

    I LOVE this! I never thought these things would come out of my mouth but they do. My hubby and I stayed up WAY too late one night coming up with as many more as we could think of…then watched at least a half dozen more of your videos. Thanks for a great date night!

  5. Earthmama March 1 at 4:56 pm

    Just loove the got the stuff part 😀 mama natural can i ask why raw milk, and is it milk that hasent been warmed up ? And is it more healthy that the organic milk from the store ? So many questions hehe i guess im still a bit newbie on some parts of being a natural mama, but i am enjoying the journy and luckley i found your shows.. <3

    • Genevieve March 8 at 7:57 pm

      Yes, raw milk is straight from the animal and then refrigerated. It’s considered unpasturized and yes it can be healthier because all of the vitamins, minerals and enzymes are intact.

  6. lindey February 29 at 5:02 pm

    fabulous! love the raw milk exchange, totally made me lol although it’s super sad that it truly has come to that!
    feel free to keep these coming :o) there is an endless amount things that leave our mouths that we can all laugh at!

  7. Jennifer February 29 at 1:05 pm

    Hysterical! That’s my life! Except for the raw milk, which I’d love to get my hands on. It’s just not available in my neck of the woods :(

    Thanks for this awesome video. I’m going to share the heck out of it!

    • Genevieve February 29 at 6:59 pm

      Thanks Jennifer! Have you checked out They have resources by state that might help you find raw milk. Good luck and thanks for stopping by!

  8. Becky Webb February 23 at 6:20 pm

    You are freakin’ hilarious! I’m going to watch these whenever I need a pick me up! Totally know where you are coming from!

  9. Elissa February 22 at 8:39 pm

    That TOTALLY made my day! Hard to say which was my favorite part: the raw milk snippets or “actually the global average is four years”. And my “handle” is crunchyconmama — how funny!

  10. Mandy February 22 at 7:40 pm

    So funny! I can so relate! :)

  11. Val in the Rose Garden February 22 at 3:51 pm

    Haha! I love it! It sounds very much like conversations between me and my closest friends. (I love the one from Heather Kracha up there about Walmart and socks! lol!) Linking! :) (And liked too…)

  12. Bergen February 22 at 2:12 pm

    I love it! Made me laugh as much as the first one. A note from my own crunchy mama: “But we chiropractors ARE doctors!”

  13. Jordan February 22 at 10:54 am

    I am absolutely in love with these videos! We totally have a secret drop off point at our local farmers market for raw milk. You nailed it!

    • Genevieve February 22 at 10:57 am

      Funny, glad to know I’m not alone :)!

  14. Gabi February 21 at 9:27 pm

    “He self-weaned at 28 months…I was DEVASTATED…”

    LOVE it…how did you get inside my brain? all good stuff…keep up the great, funny work. :)

  15. Regina. February 21 at 3:33 pm

    hahaha… we totally shop at the same farmer. srsly, i get so stoked when i see ppl doing similar stuff as me.

  16. Heather Krcha February 21 at 3:25 pm

    Its funny when you finish watching and you think “what’s so weird about that?!” :)

    Next one needs to include a couple trying to register at Target/Wal-Mart…picture a scan gun and them just saying …”um…is there anything we need here besides socks?” :) keep up the great work! Thank you!!

  17. Abbey Byrd February 21 at 2:59 pm

    I loved these videos!
    You did a fantastic job. All I needed to feel better with this cold was some garlic and mama natural vids!! 😀

  18. Nosheen M. February 21 at 2:54 pm

    love this one even more!

  19. Jocelyn February 21 at 1:36 pm

    So funny, and all things I have heard at my house during playdate back in the day when I had them at my house. Here are some more-Unschooler, Continuum Concept, family bed, fish oil supplement, mothers milk tea, fenugreek, and soft soled baby shoes.

  20. angie February 21 at 1:03 pm

    Oh my gosh, this is hilarious!The running from the FDA is priceless.

  21. Jess @ Crunchy Hot Mama February 21 at 12:44 pm


    I do have to add another crunchy thing, and I might be the only one doing this, but what about Elimination Communication (EC)? It sounds crazy but is amazing…I discovered a book on it when my daughter was 7 monts old & she’s been on the potty since then. It’s NOT potty training, it’s about pottyunities 😉 It does take some work but has made washing CDs much less that I ever would have imagined. Check it out…

    • Genevieve February 22 at 10:47 am

      We tried to put in a EC shot but it didn’t work. It just wasn’t funny. I think that’s awesome about your daughter! Woo hoo!

  22. Stacy @Stacy Makes Cents February 21 at 12:28 pm

    LOL I loved the look from the waitress when you asked about nitrates! Did you tell her to do that? lol

    • Genevieve February 22 at 10:46 am

      Yes, she has great, expressive eyes and got into it. Woo hoo!

  23. Jocelyn February 21 at 12:20 pm

    This is awesome! LOve it! I love the farmer exchange :) Jocelyn

    • Genevieve February 22 at 10:46 am

      That’s my favorite part too.

  24. Allison February 21 at 12:06 pm


  25. nicole February 21 at 12:06 pm

    i love the look on peoples’ faces when you’re out and inquire as to the ingredients of an item! great vid!

  26. Miss Dee February 21 at 11:44 am

    Okay, so this is HILARIOUS! Girl, you have taken blogging to a whole new level! I’m lovin’ this! Even though I don’t know what “crunchy” means, I’m lovin’ this. LOL!

    • Genevieve February 22 at 10:44 am

      Thanks Steph! Have fun at BlissDom :). Love how you leave a scented scarf for kiddos.

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