Sh*t Crunchy Pregnant Mamas Say

Here it is! Written by many of YOU! And better late than never πŸ™‚ It’s Sh*t Crunchy Pregnant Mamas Say!

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About the Author

Genevieve Howland is a childbirth educator and breastfeeding advocate. She is the bestselling author of The Mama Natural Week-by-Week Guide to Pregnancy and Childbirth and creator of the Mama Natural Birth Course. A mother of three, graduate of the University of Colorado, and YouTuber with over 75,000,000 views, she helps mothers and moms-to-be lead healthier and more natural lives.


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  1. What tart cherry juice do you use or recommend? Love you guys!

  2. I can relate to almost every single one of these!!!

  3. What the heck is a crunchy mama?? And eating the placenta is a real thing??

  4. What were you smelling? Was that an EO? I’m trying to help a friend out with crunchy ideas for helping with morning sickness.


    • I’m curious too. I am having horrible food aversions and am desperate for any help. Please share?

    • Peppermint oil! It does wonders for nausea!

  5. HILARIOUS!!!!!!!! I adore this.

  6. This was great! In the next one you should have something to do with a babywearing obsession. πŸ˜‰ yes I can tell that is Kokadi from 100 yards.

  7. Did you get a Flu shot while pregnant?

  8. This is hilarious! I can relate to all of them.

  9. LOL! I haven’t been a new or pregnant mom for almost 20 years and this is a HOOT! Too too funny! πŸ˜€

  10. My fave was “Why the !@#$ would I get a flu shot?!” …I say that when I’m not pregnant

  11. Lol! I must admit that I sympathize with most of these! I am thinking about placenta encapsulation but my husband thinks that it is cannibalism and I have not thought of any good counter arguments. Ideas?

    • I got mine encapsulated and it was the best.decision.ever! It totally made me feel great and get through that first month with having two kids. A lot of animals eat their own placenta because of all the nutrients in it…go figure, the animals are smarter than we are πŸ˜‰

      Check out my post on it:

      • They also eat poo! So smart!!

      • Lordy, at least have the correct information if you are going to pull out the “animals do it” comment. Animals eat their placenta because the smell can attract predators, I do believe animals are very smart but I don’t think they know what kind of nutrients are in their placenta ? some animals also lick their Young’s genitals to make them urinate are we going to start doing that too? I’m all for people doing whatever they feel is best for them and their baby, but have the correct facts.

    • Tell him it’ll help with your post partum hormones and you being super horonomal. That’ll usually get men on board real quick :).

  12. That was awesome! I only wish it was longer! It’s so refreshing to have it all just laid out there… weird looks from the other people and all.

  13. What the fricken hell is this new-age nonsense? I’m only hoping that this is a joke I don’t get, otherwise…I now understand why the youth of today are so soft and sissified.

    • New age? What’s new age-y about this, John?

      • John, its not “new age” its actually updated “old school.” None of the women that follow these jokes are sissies… they are the tough ones!

  14. Is it crazy my favorite part was you chomping on the Bubbies pickle? That will SO be me if I’m ever lucky enough to have another baby. Hehe πŸ™‚

    And… hypnobabies all the way!!!

  15. LOVE this video. Laughed out loud and watched it at least three times. Really enjoyed it. Thank you!

  16. Haha! These videos are great! Thanks for making them, so funny! πŸ™‚

  17. Love these videos you post!

  18. BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!! I’m so glad i’m not the only one whose said the words, “placenta policy”!!

  19. I have said EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE THINGS. Wow, just wow — perfection.

  20. Pregnant and almoat peed myself from laughing so hard!!!!

  21. Amazing πŸ™‚

  22. Ha ha ha!! Hilarious I watched it twice!!!

  23. This is the best thing i have seen. My bestfriend forwarded it to me because she said it wasme spot on. I about died cracking up on the bus watching it. She is currently pregnant and i tell her all of these things andim obsessed with buying bumgenius diapers. Lol

  24. As usual, very cute!

  25. So, so fun. I love it πŸ™‚

  26. Loved every bit of it!!! Absolutely neat!

    Thanx for posting, Genevieve!!!!

    You rock!

  27. Genius.

  28. Love dad’s reaction to eating the placenta.

  29. “Why in the hell would I get a flu shot!?!” That killed me! I go through that every year with my children’s pediatrician. So funny!

  30. Cute. But please DONT TEXT the Doula if you are in labor. CALL her. As a Doula I can tell you I will snore right through that very important text. Call me! Again and again until I answer

  31. So funny… yes more diapers.. yes positive words.. and yes… nipple stimulation… I naturally induced… πŸ˜›

  32. Oh my goodness! Hilarious and so relatable! Thank you πŸ™‚

  33. This was 100% perfect! Loved it, thanks πŸ™‚

  34. I love the part where you say “And I told her, ‘Why in the heck would I get a flu shot?” LOL I love these!

  35. Hahaha! I did eat my placenta and definitely had to ask what the policy at the hospital birthing center was.

  36. We just found out we are expecting baby number 3! At less than 6weeks its caustious Optimism. So prayers for a full term healthy pregnancy. But seriously this made me die laughing!

  37. I LOVE your posts and I don’t even have any kids!

  38. I absolutely love this video!! This is the best one yet!

  39. I absolutely love you mama natural (papa natural too)! Don’t ever stop with how you deliver the message of natural living!

  40. YEAH! No matter how many times I have seen the originally movie, I laugh to tears. I am a Hypnobabies Instructor and this just made my day! Just wait until the hubby gets home to hear about a sequel. πŸ™‚ Maybe this one will be more up is alley. πŸ™‚

  41. BAHAHAHAHAHA!! I love it.

  42. Love this! Perfect!

  43. ALWAYS more diapers!

  44. Woo hoo! love it πŸ™‚

  45. Ha! I laughed so hard at all of these. Love.

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