Sh*t Crunchy Dads Say

It’s here! Written by natural mamas just like YOU. Inspired by “Sh*t Crunchy Mamas Say,” it’s the spectacular dude’s version starring Papa Natural 🙂

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Written by

  • Sarah Rangel Barrick
  • Jessica Von Ahsen Birthisel
  • Erica Columbus Bruhwiler
  • Andrea Porter-Chapman ‎
  • Elaine Dailey
  • Sheryl Pavloff-Donner
  • Katie Fretland
  • Kristin Friesen
  • Cassiani Friz
  • Hannah Giles
  • AJ Heimbach
  • Ann Mayer Luecking
  • Mama Natural
  • Papa Natural
  • Natalia Fernández-Pérez ‎
  • Nina Linda Ramos
  • Cat Laughlin Solis
  • Chris Ann Roncone-Voudoukis

Sh*t Crunchy Dads Say includes

  • They got my foreskin, but they’ll never get my son’s
  • Do we have any normal toothpaste?
  • You should ask my wife
  • We won’t wake him
  • That nursing bra’s kinda hot!
  • Pasture fed or cage free?
  • Do you sell, um, breast milk storage bags?
  • Hook and loop closures are easy, but I’m a snap guy.
  • Heck yes I caught the baby!
  • I prefer the flexibility of a ring sling
  • That’s me catching the baby…
  • I can’t believe there isn’t a change station in here? [men’s room]
  • Do you have any idea Monsanto is doing?
  • No more red pepper sticks until you finish your hummus!
  • He just needs a boob
  • Give him the booby
  • I think it’s booby time
  • Did you read Beyond the Sling by Mayim Balik?
  • They call it placenta encapsulation
  • It was an unassisted home birth
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  1. Love this!! I’m a grandma now but was a crunchy Mama! No drugs! Breastfed. My daughter-in-law​ had an epidural and I was horrified! She planned having the epi! I didn’t say a word…..her body, her choice!

  2. I’d love to see a video on what the kids say! My 16 year old asked me to make “real” cookies for her birthday celebration so her friends would like her. My kids also ask for “normal” food. lol My 19 year old is writing cool college essays like why public breastfeeding should be considered normal and her most recent paper is on Diva Cups. She gets funny reactions from her professor and peers. 🙂

  3. I just read this list out loud to my husband. At the end our 3 year old yells “can I just have BOOBIES! My specials ” Hubby said “way to go, mama”

  4. Hahaha “Don’t tell your mom”… something my husband would say.

  5. that nursing bra’s kinda hot… lol !

  6. You shouldn’t compost produce peels because of the amount of pesticides and chemicals typically found on them (yep, even organic).

  7. Love this! Now you need to do a video on things that non-crunchy husbands and in-laws say to crunchy moms (coupled with the crunchy mom’s reactions!). Here’s a list of the comments I get from my hubby and his family:

    -What’s in THIS mason jar?
    -I don’t see what’s wrong with the store-bought version.
    -Lacto-what?
    -Why does the kitchen counter look like a science experiment?
    -What do I do if she POOPS in the cloth diapers?
    -So you’re saying bacteria is good?
    -Look, I bought her some yogurt bites! They’re healthy, right?
    -Is there an ice-cube tray that actually has ICE in it?
    -Why don’t you just put her on formula so you don’t have to pump?

    Yes, this could be a VERY funny video…

    • haha i love the version you have going on cori !!!

  8. I love these videos!

  9. My fav, “They got my foreskin, but they’ll never get my son’s”. Freak’n hilarious!

  10. Hahaha! That was awesome! “Ask my wife,” how familiar does that sound?! and i love, “They got my foreskin, but….” What a great way to give kudos to all the supportive natural, crunchy dads who love us crunchy moms!!! 🙂

  11. i’ve watched it like 4 times now and i”m rolling on the floor laughing! these are great!!!!!!!!! can’t wait to show my hubby and crack up all over again!!

  12. this is great!!!!!!!!!!!! i just love these and play them over and over!! you definitely should have a part 2 coming out!?!!! 🙂 (i know you just did this one, but i just can’t get enough!) ::hugs::

  13. I am constantly pulling banana peels out of the trash! My worms LOVE them!

  14. lol hilarious! and omg hes wearing an “Inca Cola” shirt on 0:05 !!!! Im from Peru and its our official soda!!! lol cool!!

  15. Lol hilarious. My Hubbie was not so sure about midwives or homebirth, but now he is there biggest advocate. My 1st 3 were hospital births, then 2 midwife birth center birth, midwife homebirth and any time in next 3 Weeks another midwife homebirth.

  16. LOL I just love these! You could put one out every day and I’d be tickled pink. 🙂

  17. I love you Mama Natural! I look forward to every new episode. So much of what you bring rings true for me. This episode about daddy’s was so funny! My kids are now ten and thirteen, but I can still appreciate what it is like to raise little ones and it also reminds me of those crazy, sweet days when my girls were little. Bless you!

  18. Fan. Tas. Tic! 🙂

  19. Love!

    • I was scrolling through comments and stopped at yours- my grandmother’s first/last name exactly! And our 3 y/o is named Genevieve after her. This made my day:) Love your name!

  20. This was HILARIOUS! I laughed at every one! You two have such a great sense of humor. Thank you so much for making videos to share with everyone 🙂

  21. Love the Monsanto drop in! Haha that is great, sounds exactly like anyone who knows what this is about!!!!!!!!

  22. My husband burst out laughing at the “boobie time” bit. Baby fussing? Boobie time. Baby sleepy? Boobie time. Baby looked at me funny? Boobie time. It’s his answer for everything!

    • Yes, mine too sooo funny!

    • Mine too! He calls it mama Boobie though. Lol Good thing we all love Boobie time!

  23. haha Griffin’s face was like ‘what do you mean, no more pepper sticks???’

  24. This is hilarious! My husband says a lot of this!

  25. That was hysterical! I was laughing out loud at my desk! Just emailed it to my hubby! “they got my foreskin but they wont get my son’s” too funny! 🙂

  26. LOL that’s fantastic!!! My hubby just had his first crunchy dad moment the other day when he explained and ended up getting one of his co-workers to consider trying cloth diapers!!

  27. Ok I gotta ask: What are red pepper sticks? LOVE this video. Especially the “ask my wife”.

    • I think they’re just red bell peppers, cut into strips

  28. oh I love this! I was just explaining what a “crunchy daddy” is to my boyfriend. He loves our cloth diapers, bed sharing and can not wait to wake up and put our new baby in the wrap! lol I told him he was almost as crunchy as me 🙂 this sounds like my boyfriend to the T! 😀 thank you for this video it is so perfect

  29. Loved this! Just finished watching it with my husband who said, “cr*p, I do say some of those things!”

  30. This is perfect timing just for fathers day!!!! My husbands favorite part was “just ask my wife”, “ask my wife”!!! Thanks for all you do!!! that was brillant!!

  31. hahahahhhhaaaaaaaaaa!

  32. Too funny!

    “Don’t tell Mommy” – in that situation too! Funny, because it is probably true 😉

    That and every morning “Does Maxy want his booby?” is said around here

  33. Oh these are so fun. You can tell Mike had a great time creating this!

    • He did! I think he did a great job 🙂

  34. Yes! Finally!!!!!!!!!

    Love that part, “Don’t tell your Mom.” LOL!!!!!!!!

    • Yes, it took us awhile but glad you like 🙂

  35. Haha I love it!!

  36. Haha i’m so much gonna show my hubby, at some parts that sounds just Line my papa natural 🙂 specially when he’out doing the groceries alone.

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